#and then I stfu

[strideofpride]

“In North Korea, there’s no sun. They got rid of the sun. Cause communism”

[erandraws]

He’s blue. He’s a prince. He gets called beautiful every 30 minutes even by gods. He’s a bard. He has stage fright. He has a dead brother. He had his first meaningful kiss an hour ago. He’s a bisexual disaster. He’s inexperienced. He put the most powerful mage of Exandria in a forcecage. His best friend is a disaster lesbian. He wears chiffon. His tits are out.

[yes-no-maybe-soo]

Actually obsessed with this part... the hungry, lustful look in his eyes... the placement and movement of his hand... the possessive grip on her thigh... the passionate, reverent kisses on her knee and the way the tip of his nose just barely brushes against her skin... the breathless confession... the way he, even while hot, bothered, sweaty, and bricked up as all hell, still asks for her consent. Twice.

What a man, what a lover, what a king, what a husband 🫶

[zephsthings]

guys am I funny please tell me I'm funny

[skyartworkzzz]

Narinder: sooo, do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today?

My Lamb, genderfluid: well, you ate the last slice of pizza last night, so today you have an enemy.

[andi-o-geyser]

fym “PROBLEMATIC” the only problem is going to be you trying to walk tomorrow. go get pegged

[legitimate-salvage]

I’m at my wits fucking end

[starlight-bread-blog]

Aang: All life is sacred. I cannot, and will not, compromise my values. I mustn't take even just one life. Even if it's a monster's life, my philosophy – my culture's philosophy – is to avoid taking life at all costs. As much as you'll try to drill it in me, it's not who I am. I'm not going to kill the a single living creature, not even the Fire Lord.

Meanwhile, Sokka:

[nyxi-pixie]

why does google show me stories pulled from its ass hairs every time i open it. what the fuck is this

[blueartistic813]

SHATTERED

[raileurta]

Due to miscommunication and rumors transformers are led to believe that humans are the descendants of voracious unbeatable metal eaters who could consume a whole bot in an hour.

This doesn't change as much as you think it would but enough to alter events.

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Tired AF Sam after defeating Megatron : Uggggh I really need to eat.

Optimus dying a little inside: I see.... enjoy yourself.......

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*when Mirage & Noah first met*

Mirage: Oh my God please don't eat me bro. I promise you I'm not tasty.

Noah: (The fuck) I won't???

Mirage: Thank the allspark I'm too young to die yet.

Noah: ??????

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*Charlie nawing on a spoon*

*Bee scooches away*

Charlie: Whaw-t?

Bee: (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠) ......

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This is purely crack and I wanted more content on humans being scary to the bots.

[spinningstraw]

That's not what he meant, Jotaro

[ilumin]

I'm crying, they're so silly

[comradeboyhalo]

things badboyhalo did for the dsmp:

paid for the server

built majority of tftsmp maps and prizes

wrote a scifi-fantasy, character-driven plot with ant and sam after the badlands were sidelined during the war

gave every new smp member the option to be involved in egg lore

continued to play on the server as it was dying

pulled together the egg lore finale god bless

played an extremely tragic and complex character in an arc that utilized slow-burn environmental storytelling and IS still not considered a quote-un-quote main writer by the greater dsmp fandom

deserved a gun

[diviedrawn]

Oh we are SO BACK

[maerhiya]

"what if you just haven't found the right person yet?" uhm i've actually asked myself the same question a million times more than you have so fuck you